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I interrupt this hiatus from tumblr for the following news:
- Holy fucking shit I forgot how much I love So You Think You Can Dance.
In the two hour season premiere I cried six times. Fucking talented assholes. Also, Hampton Williams… my goodness. He is… genius. Watch his audition: Do it. I just can’t get over it.
I want to post all the other performances too, but that’d be a lot. If you don’t already watch SYTYCD: you should.
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Jensen in NYC. [x]
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i hope this means ill be a millionaire(:
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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation.
Lawyer:"Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness:"I only have one, you know."-----Lawyer:"Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"Witness:"By death."Lawyer:"And by whose death was it terminated?"-----Accused, Defending His Own Case:"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.-----Lawyer:"What is your date of birth?"Witness:"July 15th."Lawyer:"What year?"Witness:"Every year."-----Lawyer:"What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"Witness:"Gucci sweats and Reeboks."-----Lawyer:"Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"Witness:"No. He was wearing a mask."Lawyer:"What was he wearing under the mask?"Witness:"Er...his face."-----Lawyer:"This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"And in what ways does it affect your memory?"Witness:"I forget."Lawyer:"You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"-----Lawyer:"How old is your son, the one living with you?"Witness:"Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."Lawyer:"How long has he lived with you?"Witness:"Forty-five years."-----Lawyer:"What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"Witness:"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"Lawyer:"And why did that upset you?"Witness:"My name is Susan."-----Lawyer:"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"Did you check for blood pressure?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"Did you check for breathing?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"Witness:"Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."Lawyer:"But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"Witness:"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."-----Lawyer:"What happened then?"Witness:"He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"Lawyer:"Did he kill you?"Witness:"No."-----Lawyer:"Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"Witness:"Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."-----Lawyer:"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"-----Lawyer:"So you were gone until you returned?"-----Lawyer:"The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"-----Lawyer:"Were you alone or by yourself?"-----Witness:"He was about medium height and had a beard."Lawyer:"Was this a male or a female?"-----Lawyer:"I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."Witness:"That's me."Lawyer:"Were you present when that picture was taken?"-----Lawyer:"Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"-----Lawyer:"Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"Witness:"I'll be three months on November 8."Lawyer:"Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"What were you doing at that time?"-----Lawyer:"She had three children, right?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"How many were boys?"Witness:"None."Lawyer:"Were there girls?"-----Lawyer:"You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"And these stairs, did they go up also?"-----Lawyer:"What is your brother-in-law's name?"Witness:"Borofkin."Lawyer:"What's his first name?"Witness:"I can't remember."Lawyer:"He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"Witness:"No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"-----Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"Witness:"I refuse to answer that question.Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"Witness:"I refuse to answer that question.Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"Witness:"No."-----Lawyer:"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"Witness:"All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."-----Lawyer:"Were you acquainted with the deceased?"Witness:"Yes sir."Lawyer:"Before or after he died?"-----Lawyer:"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"Other Lawyer:"Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."-----Lawyer:"And what did he do then?"Witness:"He came home, and next morning he was dead."Lawyer:"So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"-----Lawyer:"Could you see him from where you were standing?"Witness:"I could see his head."Lawyer:"And where was his head?"Witness:"Just above his shoulders."-----Lawyer:"Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"Witness:"The victim lived."Posted on May 16, 2012 via Aspirin Junkie with 28,846 notes
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gq:
We Tried To Make a Man Out Of Justin Bieber. We Failed.
Justin Bieber is We sent the perfect guy for the job: GQ contributor and Deadspin columnist Drew Magary. Justin Bieber had just turned 18 years old, and we thought it was high time someone put him through some rites of passage. We tried everything. Little did Drew know, we effectively sent him on a mission doomed from the start. Click here for the full story.
On Tuesday, I was told that I could meet Bieber at his recording studio and then we’d hash out whatever manly activity was left for us once we ruled out anything fun. I got there at 8 p.m. and was told by Bieber’s PR lady that Justin was in the studio but was about to go to dinner with his mom and I’d have to wait till he got back.
“So he’s here now?” I asked.
“Yes,” she said.
“Can I see him?”
“No.”
“Can I go to dinner with him and his mom? I’ll eat light.”
“No. He’ll be back in an hour.”
To keep me occupied, I was escorted into the studio, where Kuk Harrell, Bieber’s vocal producer, was working on Believe without him. Harrell is an incredibly nice man who looks like a black version of Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka, so I was happy to sit around and stare at his hair for a while.
After a few minutes, I noticed that someone had drawn a bunch of dicks all over the grease board by the door. So I pointed at them and asked, “Hey, who drew all the dicks?” One of the sound engineers immediately jumped up, ran over, and erased them with his sleeve. This is the new and mature Bieber. We can’t have dicks being drawn all over the place. People might get the wrong idea about filthy-rich 18-year-old pop stars.
At eight forty, the PR lady came in to tell me—surprise!—Bieber would not be returning tonight. Finally, after I sat in my hotel room for another day and ran through as many imaginary conversations with the Beeb as any of his 12-year-old fangirls, word came down from the mountaintop: I would meet Bieber at his studio at 6 p.m. that night and we would box. Given all of our suggestions that had been rejected, this made no sense. Well, we can’t have Justin openly buying pornography—why don’t we just endanger his singing voice and orbital bone structure instead? But only a fool would argue. If someone asks you if you’d like to punch Justin Bieber in the face, the answer is yes.
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Oh, hello there. My name is Alex. I'm a Hufflepuff and proud. On my blog you'll likely see mostly Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Glee. (I seem to be on a huge Supernatural reblogging spree lately.) There will be splashes of [US] The office, Scott Pilgrim, Skins [UK], Merlin, and some Doctor Who. If you have questions you're more than welcome to ask. KBAI! I don't really do anything other than reblog, but every once in a while there might be something personal which you can feel free to ignore. So yeah, happy tumblring.
